Last year I was visiting my aunt in London.My aunt is a busy person, so she has little time for housework or family and a lot of work to do for her job.Because no one was home,I decided to take a walk in the park.
I thought:,,What could happen ?After all this is a civilized city.I did nothing to anyone and what's more I don't know anyone except my aunt!''
So while I was passing by a policeman,I giggled but I didn't mind.However I said (thinking no one would hear me...)
,,What a grumpy cop!This may be a country where 90% of rules are respected but...hey a little fun or a smile doesn't hurt,does it?And seriously he looks scarrier than Grim Reaper himself!I bet someone would rent him for a Haloween party!And hello,why is it so bad to say cop?I can say it with no fear;cop cop cop cop!Plus it is shorter and easier to pronounce than policeman,cop!''(giggle,giggle,giggle)
And that was my biggest mistake.Unfortunately the man of law heard me and... I don't think that is legal but he arrested me .What for?For pronouncing cop!And making fun of men of law.Not fair!Opposite the park there was a robbery at a bank,but NO,he preffered arresting me for a not gross word than catching thieves who stole millions of pounds,causing the bank economic problems,which would affect others and so on,the whole country would suffer from economic crisis,that may extend to the whole world!But no!An inoffensive word is more important!
To summarize my aunt was already stressed and when she found out that I had been arrested.....eh details details,I'll skip over this part.
In the end she paid the bail and we lived happily ever after!After all that I'll never pronounce(but write) ,,cop''(especially when one's around)
P.S:Special thanks to the policeman for the international economic crisis.
I thought:,,What could happen ?After all this is a civilized city.I did nothing to anyone and what's more I don't know anyone except my aunt!''
So while I was passing by a policeman,I giggled but I didn't mind.However I said (thinking no one would hear me...)
,,What a grumpy cop!This may be a country where 90% of rules are respected but...hey a little fun or a smile doesn't hurt,does it?And seriously he looks scarrier than Grim Reaper himself!I bet someone would rent him for a Haloween party!And hello,why is it so bad to say cop?I can say it with no fear;cop cop cop cop!Plus it is shorter and easier to pronounce than policeman,cop!''(giggle,giggle,giggle)
And that was my biggest mistake.Unfortunately the man of law heard me and... I don't think that is legal but he arrested me .What for?For pronouncing cop!And making fun of men of law.Not fair!Opposite the park there was a robbery at a bank,but NO,he preffered arresting me for a not gross word than catching thieves who stole millions of pounds,causing the bank economic problems,which would affect others and so on,the whole country would suffer from economic crisis,that may extend to the whole world!But no!An inoffensive word is more important!
To summarize my aunt was already stressed and when she found out that I had been arrested.....eh details details,I'll skip over this part.In the end she paid the bail and we lived happily ever after!After all that I'll never pronounce(but write) ,,cop''(especially when one's around)
P.S:Special thanks to the policeman for the international economic crisis.
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ReplyDeleteWell I've actually experienced being scolded by a policeman in London for saying cop..
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